Put. The. Apple. Down.

Baruch and I looked at Megalopolis this same way, trying to find something there (spoiler alert: it's not there)

Dance Leatherface, dance

The white guy from In Living Color takes over the world, pt. II

After watching this movie a couple dozen times, I think I might like Richard Farnsworth's performance the most out of the three leads

How many rich people bought ranches in Montana after seeing this?

How fun would a Beetlejuice/Ghostbusters collab have been in the early '90s? Just lock Tim Burton and Dan Aykroyd in a room and tell them to get weird

Don't remember 2002's All About the Benjamins? Neither will I by next week

Are we sure that Pee Wee's Big Adventure isn't a Bicycle Thieves remake?

Is it too late to get that rumored Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian movie?

I could go to The Comedy Store tonight and find 2 or 3 comics just as depraved as Rupert Pupkin

A Portrait of the Sociopath as a Middle-Aged Man

Ah, 1991. Back when animated movies were for kids, and not for grown ass adults to go to war over in endless essay thought pieces and social media battles

I complain a lot in this review. I swear I like the movie

Norm dares you to laugh

If you're a straight male born between 1980 and 1985, the VHS of this movie holds a special place in your heart

Mutant frogs, willing sex slaves, and Rowdy Roddy Piper

The three and a half-hour samurai masterpiece that you refuse to watch

Shrek wants all the smoke, Disney

Social-class disparity and capitalism are ugly, but we all agree that this house is dope, right?