#52: Police Story
Jackie Chan, the anti-Bruce Lee, makes a better movie than Bruce Lee ever did
#51: It Follows
Let’s just say I wouldn’t have been on this demon’s radar when I was in high school
#48: The Bad News Bears
Who are the Bad News Bears? They’re “a buncha [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], pansies, and a booger-eatin’ moron!”
#47: D2: The Mighty Ducks
Your favorite hockey underdogs are back, in a movie about never selling out and rejecting corporate greed. Brought to you by Disney!
#45: Some Like It Hot
Does this movie get funnier with Walter Matthau in the Tony Curtis role? Or are we all horrified?
#42: The Rock
This movie was dedicated to the memory of Don Simpson. If you have no idea who Don Simpson is, go ahead and pop that into Google. Maybe pour yourself a nice glass of wine
#39: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
What I assume is a straightforward documentary about what it’s like living in Australia
#38: Clifford
Never heard of Clifford? Don't worry about Clifford. He'll be fine if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler
#36: Smokey and the Bandit
Basically a southern redneck’s version of Star Wars (which came out the same day, oddly)