Okay, I should take a break from these

I recap these Death Wish movies in detail to my girlfriend, and she loves it, let me tell ya

“Good morning, Paul Kersey Design. Uh huh…yes, I know those permits are a bit behind schedule. It’s been busy around here. You don’t watch the evening news?”

A meditation on justice and morality

“Is that the kid from Pet Semetary?” Just one of many thoughts you’ll have as you try to entertain yourself while Ivan Reitman collects a paycheck

I have a friend who looks exactly like Jeffrey Wright

Gen X-ers’ Ace Ventura

I’ve watched +100 hours of Goodfellas. Do I have the guts to complain about Killer’s 4-hour run time?

I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot!

At least it’s a dry heat

Just a movie about a guy in a diner, reading a book about metals. Is there a problem?

Attention contrarians: Instead of Die Hard, consider this as your favorite Christmas movie

Don’t overthink it. Just drink the bathwater and dance

How do I hang out with Michael Mann in Chicago?

Is Todd Barry available?

A lazy dope and a hot blonde hatch a perfect murder, ya see